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11/16/07

I think someone needs to explain a few things to this scammer.

Okay, I am sure we are all familiar with this type of email. I did get a good chuckle because of the blatant inconcistancies. If anyone falls for this scam because of this email maybe they shouldn't be allowed near a computer. My commentary is in bold.

Dearest,
Please i am sorry for the inconveniences and embarrassment this may look like but i wrote it with the heart of tears and sorrows as an orphan, seeking your understanding and help in the name of God
I am linda kamara the only son (errr? Son, your parents named you Linda!)of late Mr and Mrs Christan linda (So your full name is Linda Linda, interesting out curiosity as a kid was your nickname Dumbass Dumbass).My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan , the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip (POISONED! NO!) . My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special(I'm sure he did and I'm sure therapy can help you with that.). Before the death of my father on 20th may 2006 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of ten million,five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD $10.5m left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only son(To my light in the loafers son Linda Linda I leave my secret fortune, cough, wheez, cough) for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this
wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management .
Dear, I am honorably seeking your assistance in the following ways:
(1) To provide a good bank account into which this money would be transferred into .
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 19years.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country. Moreover, dear, i am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas. Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within seven (7) days you signify interest to assist me. Please contact me on my private email linda_kamara115@yahoo.com for more in formations

Anticipating tkamarao(tk what? Is that some foreign word that means "Sucker") hear from you soon.
remain bless,
Yours Faithfully,

linda kamara

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